Privacy of the Mind

I stole this from Leesa, but she stole it from Stacie first… that’s karma for you.

Update: Just to be clear, I did not steal it from Shephard…

What kind of soap is in your bathtub?
Why are you so worried about my bathtub? Are you stalking me? Hmm, that could be kind of cool. I’ve never been stalked before… that I know of. Anyway, Irish Spring w/Aloe… in bar form. Because that’s how I roll…

Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No, watermelon is the enemy

What would you change about your living room?
It would be nice if it contained a 42″ flat screen television and a leather recliner

Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Oh, definately clean… I keep the dirty ones in the sink!

What is in your refrigerator?
So you’re obsessed about my refrigerator too, eh? This doesn’t strike you as a little odd? Well, since you asked… there’s a 12-pack of Coke Zero, some condiments, a jar of grape jelly, cheese and a package of sliced ham

White or wheat bread?
Wheat… Honey Wheat Berry to be precise

What is on top of your refrigerator?
A bread machine and a wok

What color or design is on your shower curtain?
No shower curtain, glass doors!

How many plants are in your home?
Is mold a plant? Can I count that? No? Well then, none I guess…

Is your bed made right now?
No, what’s the point I’m just going to crawl into it in a few hours.

Comet or Soft Scrub?
No, thank you.

Is your closet organized?
An organized closet is a sign of a deranged mind… no offense intended to you deranged folks reading this.

Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Plastic bottles of aluminum cans mostly.

Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
Negative, I don’t make iced tea. I buy those little flavor packets that you mix into bottled water instead.

Curtains or blinds?
Blinds, totally blinds

How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two

Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
No, I like it to be pitch black when I’m sleeping

How often do you vacuum?
It’s variable, based on how long it takes before I can no longer see the carpet

Standard toothbrush or electric?
Electric… Sonicare

What color is your toothbrush?
White

Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
That would imply that people are welcome to just wander up to my door, and since that would result in a perimeter breach, we can’t have that. So no.

What is in your oven right now?
Oven racks

Is there anything under your bed?
Carpet, headphones and my Zune

Chore you hate doing the most?
All of them

What retro items are in your home?
None that I can think of

Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Not really, it’s a separate area in my living room

How many mirrors are in your home?
Hmm, four I guess… mirrored closet doors in both bedrooms, a mirrored sliding door on the tub and a mirrored vanity in the bathroom

What color are your walls?
Several shades of off-white

Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Maybe…

What does your home smell like right now?
Hmmm… ham I think

Favorite candle scent?
Ummm… wax?

What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Good old-fashioned Dill pickles

What color is your favorite Bible?
It’s sort of tan… oh and it says “The Zombie Survival Guide” on the cover

Ever been on your roof?
No, but it would probably be a good defensive position in a pinch

Do you have a stereo?
Yes, but honestly it hasn’t been turned on in years

How many TVs do you have?
One in the living room and one in a bedroom

How many house phones?
None, I have two cell phones and no landline

Do you have a housekeeper?
That would be a “No”

What style do you decorate in?
It’s sort of errr… modern bachelor? What is it when you mix Southwestern colors with tanks, dragons and theater posters?

Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Leather is a solid color right?

Is there a smoke detector in your house?
Yes, and it probably works too.

In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you could make only one trip?
Hmm, external drive off the main computer, camera, Glock, wallet, motorcycle keys so I can push it off the patio on my way out.